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Peter tries to prove he is a genius but ends up being classed as mentally challenged - a development he is quick to use to his advantage. Meanwhile, Lois is taken to hospital suffering from burns, leaving Cleveland to look after the children.

When Brian begins to spend all of his spare time with his new girlfriend, Peter becomes incredibly jealous and turns to famous actor James Woods for friendship, but jealousy begins to stir in the heart of someone else also.

Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe go on a fishing trip, only to encounter rough seas and end up stranded on a desert island. Convinced she is now a widow, Lois tries to put her grief behind her and start a new life.

Former England captain Rio Ferdinand and Helen Skelton present a special countdown of the FA Cup’s 50 Greatest Moments. Football-loving Olly Murs leads the cast looking back at the most celebrated, most shocking and most memorable moments from the greatest domestic cup competition in the world. With contributions from FA Cup heroes Thierry Henry, Ryan Giggs, Steven Gerrard, Michael Owen, Vinnie Jones, Gary Lineker and Ruud Gullit, plus football fans Gabby Logan, Russell Brand, Louis Tomlinson, Wretch 32 and Eliza Doolittle

Oscar-winning animation from Nick Park. On their second outing together, Wallace and his canine companion Gromit’s happy home life is disrupted by a pair of techno-trousers and a mysterious penguin with a cunning criminal plan. The result is a bizarre jewellery heist and a breathtaking chase. With the voice of Peter Sallis

When a princess recruits Puss in Boots to recover her stolen ruby from an international thief, the feline hero must team up with a trio of rambunctious kittens in need of training and leadership to find the bandit and return the crown jewels.

In order to save his town from being destroyed, the infamous Puss in Boots teams up with an old friend and a masked outlaw to steal magical beans from a pair of murderous thieves, and along the way, the group learns more about each other.

Parents secretly keep an eye on what their teenage kids get up to at music festivals. Two groups of teenagers hit the muddy fields of Kendal Calling Festival in Cumbria for some booze-fuelled partying away from their parents. There are arguments, vomiting and public urination from the kids, but what they do not know is that their parents are there with them watching it all. It is party girl Lauren's first festival and her parents are hoping that spying on their daughter will allay their worries about her drinking too much. However, their worst fears are confirmed as they watch in horror as an extremely drunk Lauren stumbles around the festival and behaves in a way that leaves them speechless. Amateur boxer Chris is making this festival a big blowout before he starts training, and he starts early by getting so drunk he falls out of the car on arrival. His mum hopes she has brought him up with Christian values and respect for women, so what will she make of her son's antics?

YouTube star Jenny Bede plays a range of characters in a parody of music TV, including intriguing pop star collaborations, revealing interviews and all the latest music 'news'

A couple who are madly in love but can't afford to marry are given £12,000 for the wedding of their dreams. But there's a catch - they must be wed within three weeks and the groom has to arrange the wedding alone, even down to choosing her dress. They have absolutely no contact until the big day. In this Christmas Special, a loving couple from Rotherham switch roles as the groom takes on all wedding planning responsibility. Steve has just three weeks to plan a wedding with an icy twist, but with Emma wanting an upmarket wedding to impress her family and her groom theming it around their kids' favourite animated movie, will it be a nightmare before Christmas?

Topical comedy show hosted by Russell Howard, who gives an upbeat and entertaining take on some of the key news stories of the week, as well as highlighting some of the more bizarre items that have caught his eye during a forensic trawl of the week’s events from over 60 worldwide news channels, 140 newspapers and 1,000 clips

School-based sitcom. Abbey Grove is plunged into financial ruin when headmaster Mr Fraser gives the Nigerian minister of finance all their money with the promise of huge returns on the investment. With Professor Green executing an austerity drive which sees the school pillaged of resources, Miss Gulliver thinks it’s time to move on. Will Alfie come up with a plan to save the school and stop Miss Gulliver from leaving? And how will he react to the big announcement Professor Green is hiding from him about his father?

In preparation for an upcoming track and field sporting event for the disabled, Joe trains with Peter, who deceitfully puts steroids in his sports drink, and Chris, Meg and Stewie will aggressively fight over the rights to $26.

Animated adventures of a hapless CIA agent and his family. Stan’s stepdad dies, and his mother moves in to live with the Smiths. She quickly agrees to marry Roger, making him Stan’s stepdad. Steve and his friends discover a crashed plane, come across a lost ‘Fast and the Furious’ script and finish it together

When Lois attempts to fulfill a lifelong dream of becoming a supermodel, she finds great success and fame after walking down the catwalk at a fashion show, but all of her newfound attention leads her down a destructive road.

When Lois cannot afford to pay for all of her groceries at the local supermarket, she decides to steal some of the items, which give her an unexpected rush of adrenaline and sends her on a costly shoplifting spree around town.

A familiar face returns to Albert Square. Emma grows suspicious of her neighbours.

The Three Pigs live in a house together, but Heimlich gets scared when he sees Wolf move in next door and act strangely.

Shrek attempts to recapture his fearsome reputation by making a deal with the devious Rumpelstiltskin, but he is instead betrayed and transported to an alternate reality in which ogres are hunted and he and Fiona have never met.

Dancing drama. A London dance crew training for the UK Street Dance Championships are forced to work with ballet dancers from the Royal Dance School in return for rehearsal space. With no common ground and with passions riding high, they realise they need to find a way to join forces to win

With Robert Webb. Irene Cara shares a surprising fact about Flashdance, Katy Brand on why the lambada made her feel uncomfortable, and an interview with Kylie's choreographer

A couple who are madly in love but can't afford to marry are given £12,000 for the wedding of their dreams. But there's a catch - they must be wed within three weeks and the groom has to arrange the wedding alone, even down to choosing her dress. They have absolutely no contact until the big day. In this Christmas Special, a loving couple from Rotherham switch roles as the groom takes on all wedding planning responsibility. Steve has just three weeks to plan a wedding with an icy twist, but with Emma wanting an upmarket wedding to impress her family and her groom theming it around their kids' favourite animated movie, will it be a nightmare before Christmas?

They have spent three series talking about it. Now the day has come. It’s Paul and Laura’s wedding day and the final chapter for Steve and Becky. Each episode follows a different stage of the day. With Becky as chief bridesmaid and Steve as best man, from the early morning wake-up call, through the ceremony and the speeches, to the drunken mess of the late-night disco, we watch the wedding in real time in all its glory. The series brings all the familiar elements of the show back, in a new setting, over one day, for Laura’s final showdown with Paul and Steve and Becky’s biggest moment yet. The wedding disco is in full swing. Becky is scared that someone will tell Steve her secret. Steve is scared that Lee will come on to Becky. But everything is put to the side as they deal with the fallout from the wedding ceremony.

Comedy series about the lives of twentysomethings Steve and Becky. Laura and Paul try to hold it together during the wedding speeches, but things are only made worse when Steve gets up to deliver his

Comedy series about the lives of twentysomethings Steve and Becky. It’s the moment Laura’s been waiting for: her wedding. The ceremony unfolds in real time as Laura deals with a shocking revelation

They have spent three series talking about it. Now the day has come. It’s Paul and Laura’s wedding day and the final chapter for Steve and Becky. Each episode follows a different stage of the day. With Becky as chief bridesmaid and Steve as best man, from the early morning wake-up call, through the ceremony and the speeches, to the drunken mess of the late-night disco, we watch the wedding in real time in all its glory. The series brings all the familiar elements of the show back, in a new setting and over one day, for Laura’s final showdown with Paul and Steve and Becky’s biggest moment yet. It’s half an hour before the wedding, and while Laura and her bridesmaids party in the limo, Paul has a big decision to make. Steve has to help him, and Becky has a secret.

They have spent three series talking about it. Now the day has come. It’s Paul and Laura’s wedding day and the final chapter for Steve and Becky. Each episode follows a different stage of the day. With Becky as chief bridesmaid and Steve as best man, from the early morning wake-up call, through the ceremony and the speeches, to the drunken mess of the late night disco, we watch the wedding in real time in all its glory. The series brings all the familiar elements of the show back, in a new setting and over one day, for Laura’s final showdown with Paul and Steve and Becky’s biggest moment yet. It’s the morning of Laura and Paul’s wedding, and while Becky has to deal with an excited Laura, Steve can’t find Paul.

While Peter is revealing their family’s Irish heritage to Chris, he is surprised to discover an African-American as an ancestor who was enslaved by the ancestors of Lois’ family, and he demands reparations from Lois’ father.

Animated adventures of a hapless CIA agent and his family. Trapped on a spaceship from Roger’s home planet, Jeff’s only hope for escape is to prove to the evil Emperor Zing that he truly loves Hayley. But no-one has ever passed the test

When the owner of the pharmacy demands that Peter pay his large bill, Peter offers to sell Meg to the owner, so his son will have a girlfriend; Stewie takes a romantic interest in his new babysitter, but there are obstacles he must overcome first.

When filming for a reality television show called "The Bachelorette" begins in Quahog, Brian becomes a part of the cast for the free food and drinks, but he winds up falling in love with the bachelorette; Chris has a severe acne outbreak.

With secrets and lies exposed, will the Walford residents ever be the same again?

School-based sitcom. Headmaster Mr Fraser has organised a special guest speaker for Drugs Awareness Day, much to Miss Gulliver’s annoyance. Alfie’s class is alarmed by the news that Stephen’s parents want him to leave Abbey Grove. Can Alfie persuade Stephen’s parents to let him stay or will his attraction to drugs councillor India threaten to jeopardise everything?

RJ the raccoon produces a nature video, which turns out to be an excuse for him and the porcupine children to play pranks on Hammy the squirrel.

Second sequel in the popular animated fantasy franchise. Newlyweds Shrek and Fiona face their first marital hurdle when the sudden death of King Harold means Shrek himself is next in line. However, with fatherhood looming, Shrek is reluctant. He decides to try and find the true heir - Fiona’s errant, rebellious cousin. But while Shrek and his faithful companions Donkey and Puss in Boots go off in search of the heir, handsome rogue Prince Charming stages a coup at the castle

Animated adventure. Bolt is the cute superhero dog star of a fictional TV programme, who does not realise he is part of a show and believes his powers are real. When he mistakenly believes his human co-star is in danger, he embarks on a trek across America to save her life

School-based sitcom. It is Valentine's Day, and headmaster Mr Fraser has planned a special Abbey Grove Take Me Out to help the shy kids find love. New deputy headmistress Professor Green is rubbing everyone up the wrong way, apart from Alfie's father, who happened to go to teacher-training college with her. Alfie is desperately trying to persuade Miss Gulliver to come to dinner with him but is distracted by some shock news from Chantelle. Will Gulliver turn up to dinner, and who is Martin Wickers's surprise dinner date?

Comedy series about the proud father of a Midlands family who is still dealing with the fallout of his daughter’s marriage to crazy hippy traveller, Cuckoo. Now, the Thompsons have to handle another imposter in the family nest, when a mysterious figure from Cuckoo’s past arrives to mess up their lives that little bit more. It’s Christmas in Lichfield and Lorna is full of the yuletide spirit, in more ways than one. Ben and Dale both want to make Rachel’s holiday special - and Ken gets stuck in the middle

The girls are back for their final term at Greenshoots Academy and it’s time to knuckle down to some hard work, except other much more important stuff keeps getting in the way - like going to a music festival, football trials, babies, preparing for prom and some seriously complicated romances with a string of new boys. As ever Viva has firm ideas about her future, but she can’t resist interfering in Rocky’s career plans too. Holli is saving for a secret project and needs help from her three friends to make it happen. Amber still needs to find out where she stands with Brandon and Saz continues her quest to find a boy who doesn’t think she’s weird. Amber is in charge of the girls’ prom night plans and ropes Viva in to organise prom night decorations against her will. Holli has finally got enough money to buy back her mum’s jewellery before her dad gets out of prison, but it proves more complicated than she thought.

The girls are back for their final term at Greenshoots Academy and it’s time to knuckle down to some hard work, except other much more important stuff keeps getting in the way - like going to a music festival, football trials, babies, preparing for prom and some seriously complicated romances with a string of new boys. Much to the annoyance of her friends, Amber is selected to do a trial for Chelsea Ladies football team. Her grand behaviour annoys everyone. Holli’s romantic life becomes more complicated than ever - the girls need to help her choose which of her boyfriends she should keep. Saz discovers there’s a boy at Greenshoots who really likes her, but unfortunately she doesn’t know who it is.

The girls are back for their final term at Greenshoots Academy and it’s time to knuckle down to some hard work, except other much more important stuff keeps getting in the way - like going to a music festival, football trials, babies, preparing for prom and some seriously complicated romances with a string of new boys. As ever Viva has firm ideas about her future, but she can’t resist interfering in Rocky’s career plans too. Holli is saving for a secret project and needs help from her three friends to make it happen. Amber still needs to find out where she stands with Brandon and Saz continues her quest to find a boy who doesn’t think she’s weird. Greenshoots Academy has been shortlisted to feature in a television documentary series. Unfortunately, head teacher Mr Jefferies is having traumatic personal problems so Holli tries to help. Viva attempts to mend the relationship between Amber and her sister Topaz, but regrets interfering when she realises what Topaz is really like.

School-based sitcom. It is Valentine’s Day, and headmaster Mr Fraser has planned a special Abbey Grove Take Me Out to help the shy kids find love. New deputy headmistress Professor Green is rubbing everyone up the wrong way, apart from Alfie’s father, who happened to go to teacher-training college with her. Alfie is desperately trying to persuade Miss Gulliver to come to dinner with him but is distracted by some shock news from Chantelle. Will Gulliver turn up to dinner, and who is Martin Wickers’s surprise dinner date?

The biggest names of the UK comedy scene perform live at the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo in London. Hal Cruttenden introduces sets from Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade.

Comedy series about the proud father of a Midlands family who is still dealing with the fallout of his daughter’s marriage to crazy hippy traveller, Cuckoo. Now, the Thompsons have to handle another imposter in the family nest, when a mysterious figure from Cuckoo’s past arrives to mess up their lives that little bit more. It’s Christmas in Lichfield and Lorna is full of the yuletide spirit, in more ways than one. Ben and Dale both want to make Rachel’s holiday special - and Ken gets stuck in the middle

Animated adventures of a hapless CIA agent and his family. Bullock is thinking about his retirement and selects Stan as his protege. However, Internal Affairs persuade Stan that Bullock is suffering from dementia and needs to have his memory wiped and be retired. Steve is being bullied at school by a new kid, so Roger comes up with a plan to help