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Horror about a family of vampirish, shape-shifting creatures who rely upon the blood of virgins to sustain their species. When they move to a small American town, the mother-and-son duo appear to blend in with the locals, but the boy's affections for a fellow student soon bring their unnatural desires to light. Based on a story by Stephen King

Comedy news quiz hosted by Angus Deayton, with team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton, and guests Boris Johnson MP and Muslim comedian Shazia Mirza

Paul Merton hosts the chat show in which guests are given the opportunity to rid the world of their pet hates. Actress Kathy Burke wages war against mobile phones and Jeffrey Archer

The adventures of lifeguards on California’s glamorous Malibu Beach. Mitch and an old friend of his take Hobie out fishing at sea. Disaster strikes when the ship sinks and Mitch’s friend tragically dies. Meanwhile, lifeguard Craig rescues a woman who turns out to be deranged and tries to kill Craig’s girlfriend

Reunited before Ronnie Barker passed away, the comedy legends returned behind their famous desk to give an insight into the backstage stories behind some of their classic moments and their own personal memories from one of the most impressive comedy catalogues in British entertainment. Katie Melua joins the comedy duo

A look at carnival culture

Drew wants Libby to slow down at work, Steph decides she wants to be with Larry and Flick suspects that Joel is preparing to propose

Flick’s suspicions gain credibility. Is Sheena seriously interested in Toadie? And Darcy and Tess go to the ballet

More from the senior citizen sitcom set in a retirement home where laughs are never far away. Tom and Diana plan a holiday, but they have to outwit Harvey’s building plans.

Bill finds an intriguing clue on a scrap of paper which leads to a disturbing conclusion about her teenage son David - is he dating an older woman, or is it all just innocent tuition?

Medical drama series. Ben helps a teenager with school problems. Kate and Mac discover who the prime suspect is

Peggy comes to a decision that will affect her and Sam’s future. The Jacksons and the Brannings have a reason to celebrate. Trevor reveals his true intentions

Ashton and Young get intimate, ignoring Gilmore’s interest in Ashton. Hunter sets up an undercover drugs operation at a local nightclub. Nixon is promoted over everyone’s head to acting Detective Inspector. Meadows and Webb are still hell-bent on digging the dirt on Chandler, and try to find his ex-girlfriend from Hendon

Hospital drama series. Tom has to lay down the law after Ed tries to ensure that a young patient gets a new heart. Danny’s relationship with Diane is put to the test when they have to deal with a suspicious abuse case. And Ben attempts to protect a young, pregnant runaway - with disastrous effects

Medical drama series. Lara still has not given Patrick an answer to his proposal, but a major accident makes them both re-evaluate and realise that work is not everything

Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. Jessica Fletcher attends a party for a celebrated thoroughbred horse in Kentucky, where a feud between neighbours leads to murder

A civil servant exposed as a spy tries to flee to Moscow via Jersey.

Grandad’s legs finally give way on the stairs. The Trotters might have to move house.

Rodney has some big news for Del. He’s set up a rival business with Mickey Pearce.

Del’s latest foolproof scheme for making millions, game fishing, backfires when events take an unusual turn.

Ashton and Young get intimate, ignoring Gilmore’s interest in Ashton. Hunter sets up an undercover drugs operation at a local nightclub. Nixon is promoted over everyone’s head to acting Detective Inspector. Meadows and Webb are still hell-bent on digging the dirt on Chandler, and try to find his ex-girlfriend from Hendon

More adventures with the lifeguards on California’s glamorous Malibu Beach. A plane crash foils the escape plans of two bank robbers and leaves their suitcase, stuffed with $1 million, adrift in the ocean. Meanwhile, Gayle’s job threatens to separate Hobie from his father, Mitch

US action drama series about a team of well-meaning mercenaries. A three-man outfit looking remarkably like the A-Team appears at a Wild West show trying to force the owner to sell out. When the genuine crimebusters hear about the scam, they race to the scene and discover that the bogus team are working for a drug dealer who wants to use the show as a screen for a smuggling operation

Grandad’s legs finally give way on the stairs. The Trotters might have to move house.

Rodney has some big news for Del. He’s set up a rival business with Mickey Pearce.

Del’s latest foolproof scheme for making millions, game fishing, backfires when events take an unusual turn.

Disaster-prone Basil Fawlty runs a Torquay hotel with his overbearing wife Sybil. Basil tries to attract a better class of clientele.

Basil and Sybil decide to have some structural alterations done to the hotel, but will Basil’s miserly choice of builder come back to haunt him?

The fifth in the hit comedy sketch series featuring a gallery of characters from the ‘Doctor Who’ actress. Here, the foul-mouthed granny discovers a pound shop.

US action drama series about a team of well-meaning mercenaries. A three-man outfit looking remarkably like the A-Team appears at a Wild West show trying to force the owner to sell out. When the genuine crimebusters hear about the scam, they race to the scene and discover that the bogus team are working for a drug dealer who wants to use the show as a screen for a smuggling operation