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First episode of the award-winning sitcom. Neurotic PR bigwig Edina Monsoon and her best friend Patsy, fashion editor of a glossy mag, face a heavy day. Edina is a single mother trying to juggle her professional life with the needs of her fashion-senseless, disapproving teenage daughter. Will Patsy’s moral support be enough? Perhaps a little wine will help

Award-winning sitcom set in the world of fashion and PR. Edina’s weight problem becomes critical when she hears she is going to be visited by her reed-like model friend from the 60s. When her doctor refuses to give her diet pills, best friend Patsy has some simple advice: ‘liposuction on the stomach and hips, bum lift, boob job and lose a rib’

The great Kathy Burke stars in the comedy that’s not for the prudish. Hung over, Linda and Tom awake to find a half-naked man in their flat - but who got lucky?

Danny Baker talks to Nick Hancock about the people, places and programmes he hates the most, including Eurodisney, ‘Casualty’, and pub grub

Richard Wilson talks to Nick Hancock about the people, places and programmes he hates the most, including trainspotters, pipe-smokers and 'Gardener's Question Time'

Anne Robinson presents the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated

Klein’s concerns for an unstable Hayward are realised when his friend puts his life in the hands of an undercover cop with unconventional methods

Bite-sized edition of the comic impressions show

Sitcom. Rene decides it’s time he quit his dangerous lifestyle - along with the four bars of gold of course!

Tad receives some tragic news. Lance makes a sci-fi movie. Madge forces Lou to put principles before profit

Tad agrees to help his half-brother. Steph, Tess and Dione take a trip to the country. A tranquil horse ride turns into an adventure

Everyone is forced to hide out and go undercover when Rene is ordered to be executed if the Resistance Army does not return the Enigma Machine.

The staff are short of money and can’t afford the new executive dining menu that is being forced on them. Mrs Slocombe has a sideline, however. A home made perfume that will attract the opposite sex!

Drama series set in a busy Midlands medical practice. A young girl learns responsibility the hard way when she is left holding the virtual baby

Natalie confides in Pat about Nathan, the money and the kiss. Against all the odds, Anthony lands a date with Zoe. Phil feeds Sharon’s worries about Tom. Charlie visits Little Mo in prison on the eve of her sentencing

Chandler gives Spears her own project as the CCTV cameras at Sun Hill come under attack. Are they causing more crime than they prevent?

Drama series about life on the wards of Holby City Hospital. Mike leads a team-building expedition out in the wilds, but gets himself into danger. Victoria assists Meyer on her first heart transplant

Medical drama series. It takes a disaster in a cave to make Simon, Lara and Harry work together on an outward bound management training course

Drama series set in a busy Midlands medical practice. A young girl learns responsibility the hard way when she is left holding the virtual baby

Natalie confides in Pat about Nathan, the money and the kiss. Against all the odds, Anthony lands a date with Zoe. Phil feeds Sharon’s worries about Tom. Charlie visits Little Mo in prison on the eve of her sentencing

Jenny is forced to confide in her father when Bill and Rona meet some unexpected visitors from India.

Bittersweet drama series. The Brewers attempt to adapt to their new life in the countryside. Matt gets hopelessly lost. Frankie wrestles with a porky problem

Chandler gives Spears her own project as the CCTV cameras at Sun Hill come under attack. Are they causing more crime than they prevent?

Drama series about life on the wards of Holby City Hospital. Mike leads a team-building expedition out in the wilds, but gets himself into danger. Victoria assists Meyer on her first heart transplant

Medical drama series. It takes a disaster in a cave to make Simon, Lara and Harry work together on an outward bound management training course

US action drama series about a team of well-intentioned mercenaries. The A-Team is called in to thwart a stolen auto-parts scam operated by a group of violent criminals

The staff are short of money and can’t afford the new executive dining menu that is being forced on them. Mrs Slocombe has a sideline, however. A home made perfume that will attract the opposite sex!

Jenny is forced to confide in her father when Bill and Rona meet some unexpected visitors from India.

Sitcom about an alien superhero. When Ollie’s half-human, half-Ultronian physiology goes haywire, he starts to grow at an accelerated rate. Only an Ultronian doctor named Chelsea Minogue can hope to help them

Comedy series set in a police station under the command of the inept Insp Raymond Fowler, whose sergeant, Patricia Dawkins, is also his partner in life. They are looking forward to celebrating ten years of togetherness, but the Queen’s official birthday looks set to upset their plans

Sitcom set in a small-town police station. Fowler’s strategy for the pub quiz is sabotaged from within when DI Grim tells his star player, WPC Habib, that her feminine wiles are needed to bait a trap. All looks lost - unless Constables Gladstone or Goody take Habib’s place

Tom thinks he’s got a big break when he lands an audition to play a hooligan in a TV crime reconstruction. And Linda gets a love letter. Blimey! Who’s it from?

An entertaining mix of music and celebrity chat with host Jonathan Ross. With guests Ricky Gervais, Robson Green, American writer and comedian Michael Moore, and music from Sophie Ellis Bextor