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When Professor Moriarty, a character in a Holodeck program, appears to have become a real human being, he demands that the woman he loves also be brought to life, but when Picard refuses, the enraged professor takes over control of the Enterprise.

Swashbuckling adventure series that pits ancient time-travelling warriors against one another. Methos and Joe are thrown together when past indiscretions threaten the present

Sci-fi drama series. Zo’or transfers into a human body in order to commit a high-profile crime, which he believes will force humans to ban energy weapons

Series combining actual surveillance camera footage collected from law enforcement agencies with dramatic re-enactments. The stories are true, only the names have been changed to protect the ignorant

Danny regains consciousness after the accident, Lindsey spills the beans about Little Jimmy’s drug stash, and Susannah tells Max she will leave if Alice moves in

American sitcom about a magazine columnist. Susan obsesses over Oliver’s inability to tell her he loves her, and Miranda and Luis indulge in some drunken flirting

American sitcom about a magazine columnist. Susan’s fears that she may be pregnant cause a series of major changes in her relationship with Oliver

American sitcom about a magazine columnist. Oliver’s gift to Susan of a talking cockatoo wreaks havoc in the office

Series about ancient ways of living, around the globe. This edition looks at the spectacular funeral rituals of the Taroja people of Indonesia

Series combining actual surveillance camera footage collected from law enforcement agencies with dramatic re-enactments. The stories are true, only the names have been changed to protect the ignorant

Voyager encounters xenophobic nomads, in space for 400 years, with shipwide malfunctions. The crew’s offer to help leads to serious consequences.

Animated adventures from Gotham City. The Mad Hatter develops a form of mind control to impress the girl he loves. When the Hatter discovers she loves another, Batman has to save her boyfriend from her thwarted suitor

Animated series based on the Nintendo game. Brock realises that Professor Ivy and her group of scientists are Pokemon breeders just like him

Computer-animated espionage series about a college student who lives a double life. While testing out a new vehicle in the Sahara Run, Max uncovers a deadly plot

Animation about a boy playing a duelling card game in a world of monsters and magic. Isis Ishtahl tells Kaiba that he and Yugi are eternal rivals, and that Kaiba could beat Yugi once and for all by finding three all-powerful cards and keeping them safe from the Gurus

Animated series based on the Nintendo game. Brock realises that Professor Ivy and her group of scientists are Pokemon breeders just like him

Homer comes across a con artist while out walking in Springfield and thinks he can make a quick profit from him

Action from the biggest names in World Wrestling Entertainment, with Michael Cole and Tazz

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When a quirky conspiracy theorist contacts SG-1 claiming to know classified information about the Stargate, at first they think he’s bluffing. But when they investigate his wild claims, they realize he’s a lot closer to the truth than they thought.

To monitor the alien Martin, O’Neill becomes tech advisor to a new TV series whose story line is oddly familiar.

Voyager encounters xenophobic nomads, in space for 400 years, with shipwide malfunctions. The crew’s offer to help leads to serious consequences.

A respite is in order but a mysterious force is affecting the very fabric of Voyager. To solve the mystery, the crew members must retrace their steps.

Animated sitcom about a Texan family. To Hank’s chagrin, Bobby learns to protect himself by kicking below the belt, following a women’s self-defence course

Futuristic cartoon comedy. Fry, Leela and Bender find out what would happen if their fondest wishes were fulfilled. With the guest voices of Al Gore, Stephen Hawking and Nichelle Nichols

Marge seeks professional help from a psychiatrist after realising that she is terrified of flying

Homer invests heavily in pumpkins but fails to sell them before Halloween. As a result, he asks Patty and Selma to help him meet his mortgage payments

Homer receives compensation when it is discovered that his sperm count is very low due to exposure to radiation. But just as he prepares to spend the money, his penniless brother arrives asking for a loan to finance a money-spinning scheme. With the voice of Danny DeVito as Herb

A modern retelling of the fairy tale

In the first half of a festive two-parter, Kirsty Gallacher introduces saucy clips from viewers’ home videos

A look at the most amazing magic tricks performed around the globe

Bebe begins to consider breast reduction surgery after realizing her blossoming womanhood is igniting primal emotions within her male classmates and causing the boys to finally kick Cartman out of the gang because of it.

Festive look at Christmas office parties, complete with the full range of prurient misdemeanours