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Contemporary music profiles series. Norman Cook discusses his battle with his over-inflated ego in the early days of his career, and his transformation from Housemartin to FatBoy Slim

Drama series about a Premiership football team. With Jamie on the warpath, Christmas dinner with Fletch and Abi is excruciating for a guilty-looking Tash

Science fiction drama series set after the arrival on Earth of advanced aliens. When their shuttle crashes, Liam risks his life to save Zo’or

American sitcom about a columnist. Susan deals with the alarming possibility of Vicki moving into a renovated apartment upstairs from her own flat, and Luis impresses Miranda with his online bidding skills

American sitcom about a columnist. Susan’s pumpkin-carving party becomes more intense than she expected, and she gets jealous on hearing that Oliver spent the night with Vicki

American sitcom about a columnist. Susan considers taking a job as a cheerleader when she passes an audition while researching a story about them

American sitcom about a columnist. After realising she has not accomplished any of the goals she set as a child, Susan looks up 1970s pop star Leif Garrett. Also guest-starring Jerry Springer and Dario Franchitti

Adult animation about an office everyman trapped in the insanity of the corporate rat race. While most of the company attend mandatory ethics training, Dilbert faces some moral dilemmas of his own

Adult animation about an office everyman trapped in the insanity of the corporate rat race. When Dilbert writes a bestseller, his boss sees it as a marketing opportunity

Series combining actual surveillance camera footage collected from law enforcement agencies with dramatic re-enactments. The stories are true, only the names have been changed to protect the ignorant

Series combining actual surveillance camera footage collected from law enforcement agencies with dramatic re-enactments. The stories are true, only the names have been changed to protect the ignorant

With the conflict between the Klingons and Cardassians taking a toll, a shipment of replicators destined for Cardassia passes through Deep Space Nine.

Gerry Anderson’s classic supermarionation series. When the Mysterons announce that they are going to attack and destroy a famous fashion house in France, Captain Scarlet must use all of his ingenuity to save the innocent civilians

Animated adventures in Gotham. The Joker takes over Gotham’s airwaves, terrorising the city during Christmas

Computer-animated espionage series. Max, Kat and ‘Berto are sent to a remote island used as an N-Tek training facility to put ‘Berto’s latest creations, Tek-Bots, to the test

Animated series about a shy boy who, through a duelling card game, unlocks his courageous alter ego and enters a world of monsters and magic. Pegasus is about to find out what it is like to lose, as Yugi has found a way to counter his telepathic skills

Animated series based on the smash Nintendo game. Ash, Misty and Tracey head for the next Orange League gym on Trovita

Apu is driven to the brink when his wife gives birth to octuplets. Featuring the voice of Butch Patrick

Major Samantha Carter must access her memories of Jolinar in order to save her father.

American animated sitcom about a redneck family. Hank is devastated when he realised his beloved flatbed truck is on its last legs

Moe wins Duff’s bartender award, but they cover up his ugly face on their calendar. Fed up, Moe becomes so beautiful through plastic surgery that he gets a starring role in the soap opera that rejected him years ago.

Fantasy drama series about a teenage girl who fights to rid the world of supernatural evil. Two science club boffins use body parts to create a girlfriend for a teenager who has been brought back from the dead

Drama series about fictional Midlands Premiership football team Harchester Utd. Who has survived the coach crash?

Talk show. Outrageously dressed guests are given conservative make-overs

Studio discussion show. Men give their overweight partners an ultimatum

After a violent hurricane has ravaged Quahog and destroyed The Drunken Clam, the establishment is purchased by a British businessman who converts the property into an English pub, which angers Peter, Cleveland, Quagmire and Joe.

Animated series which follows the adventures of a pizza-delivery boy who has emerged from cryogenic suspension to find himself in the year 3000. Fry and Leela are targeted by a murderous robot Santa Claus, and Bender volunteers at a shelter for homeless robots. Guest voices John Goodman and Conan O’Brien.

Animated sitcom about a redneck Texan family. Hank unwittingly becomes a pawn in one of Cotton’s schemes when he goes looking for his birth certificate

When the computer system on board the U.S.S. Enterprise malfunctions, Worf and his son Alexander become trapped in an Old West Holodeck program, where they must win a showdown with a cruel outlaw who looks exactly like Data.

Major Samantha Carter must access her memories of Jolinar in order to save her father.

Homer’s popularity skyrockets when he is chosen as the leader of a secret organisation

Homer goes on a hunger strike after learning that the owner of Springfield Isotopes plans to move the team to Albuquerque. With the guest voice of Stacy Keach

NASA scientists train Homer to become the first average American in space

Homer takes the law into his own hands when the family become the victims of a cat burglar. With the guest voice of Sam Neill

Sitcom about a gifted boy growing up in a chaotic family. At Hal’s company picnic, Malcolm is tied to a girl who hates him, while Hal tries to avoid his new boss and Lois dodges an obnoxious woman. With guest stars Susan Sarandon.

When a con man sells Springfield a faulty monorail system only Marge is suspicious of the plan. Featuring the guest voice of Leonard Nimoy

Sitcom about a gifted boy growing up in a chaotic family. At Hal’s company picnic, Malcolm is tied to a girl who hates him, while Hal tries to avoid his new boss and Lois dodges an obnoxious woman. With guest stars Susan Sarandon.

The ups and downs of America’s favourite family are chronicled in a ‘behind-the-scenes’ special. Featuring the guest voices of Willie Nelson and VJ Jim Forbes

Sci-fi drama series following two men as they struggle to survive in a world that has been devastated by an apocalyptic virus. Jeremiah and Kurdy make their way towards Thunder Mountain, hoping to find whoever Simon was working for