Sky One

Animated adult comedy. Pip takes the class back to his roots, in London. Chef narrates a very special version of Charles Dickens’s classic ‘Great Expectations’

Drama series about a Premiership football team. Fletch’s double dealing ends in public humiliation as Danny becomes Harchester’s star player. Meanwhile, the manipulations of two talented brothers leave Lynda’s double-crossings in the shade

Drama series set in a backpackers’ hostel in Sydney. Everyone at the hostel is in shock. John hopes to get lucky with Inez, but Klaus has a surprise for him. Meanwhile, Inez says goodbye to Luc in a way neither of them will ever forget

Kira discovers she was once a Cardassian prisoner but has no memory of that time. While searching for evidence, she is kidnapped and taken to the Cardassian home world to resume her identity as an undercover agent of the Cardassian Order

Quark’s nefarious dealings bring an alien infant in a stasis chamber onto Deep Space Nine. Within hours the baby grows into a dangerous adolescent Jem’Hadar warrior, and it is left to Odo to convince the boy that there is more to life than combat

Documentary series featuring outrageous stunts and bizarre inventions

Documentary series featuring outrageous stunts and inventions. This edition is about the Special Weapons and Tactics team

Topical talk show. Oprah talks to twentysomethings who are in a turmoil of fear, self-doubt and disconnection

After the SG-1 team takes in a little girl that appears to be the sole survivor of a mysterious deadly plague on her home world, they discover that the child has been implanted with an irremovable Goa’uld bomb designed to destroy Stargate Command.

Animated series based on the smash Nintendo game. Ash, Misty and Tracey head for the next Orange League gym on Trovita

Homer takes the law into his own hands when the family become the victims of a cat burglar. With the guest voice of Sam Neill

Animated adventures from Gotham City. Bruce Wayne goes undercover to investigate a spate of disappearances from the Bowery

Animated series. Misty, Brock and Ash arrive in a town famous for its street performers

American sitcom about a free-spirited hippie girl and a conservative lawyer who marry after a single date. Dharma experiences a dream in which Greg dies in an plane crash during a business trip

Chat show mixing health and beauty features with human interest stories and celebrity interviews, presented by Lorraine Kelly

Merseyside soap. The hate mail intensifies, but neither Mandy nor Beth has any idea who could be sending it. Carl warns Jimmy that keeping drug money in Barry’s safe is a bad idea

Drama series about two FBI agents who explore the paranormal. An armed man infected with a deadly pathogen climbs into Mulder’s car and instructs him to keep moving

Studio discussion show. Sally talks to people who discovered that their partners were fugitives from the law

Talk show. Guests talk about how they have been shunned for dating interracially

Studio discussion show. Guests insist their mates lose some weight

US talk show. Guests are angry men who believe their partners duped them into fatherhood

American sitcom about a free-spirited hippie girl and a conservative lawyer who marry after a single date. Dharma experiences a dream in which Greg dies in an plane crash during a business trip

Science-fiction adventure series. Rembrandt is captured on a world where minorities are taken prisoner by the racist elite.

The adventures of the starship USS Voyager. Janeway and Chakotay contract a deadly virus from an insect bite. Unable to perform her duties, Janeway is forced to turn over command to Tuvok, and retreat with Chakotay to a small planet to shield others from the effects of the illness

After the SG-1 team takes in a little girl that appears to be the sole survivor of a mysterious deadly plague on her home world, they discover that the child has been implanted with an irremovable Goa’uld bomb designed to destroy Stargate Command.

Mr Burns finds himself at the end of his life unless he gets a dire blood transfusion, and when Homer learns that Bart has the same blood type as the businessman, he tries to convince him to give blood in exchange for the possibility of a reward.

A day in the life of the Simpson family. Homer panics when Marge slices off his thumb, Lisa attempts to place her entry in the school science fair, and Bart is pursued by gangsters. With the guest voices of Frankie Muniz and Joe Mantegna

Prequel Star Trek series. The crew explore an apparently uninhabited planet. Trapped on the surface by a storm they begin to fear they are not alone

Sci-fi drama series about a genetically enhanced girl. An operation is begun to kill all those who escaped when Manticore self-destructed, and Max, feeling responsible, tries to save them

Drama series about two FBI agents who investigate the paranormal. Mulder and Scully search for answers to a series of horrific mass killings where the victims have been burned alive

Dating game bringing together a group of carefully selected strangers in a Spanish villa. Unlike Rich and Helen, Eamonn and Yasmin hit it off immediately