01:30
Series of dark, twisted stories spoofing 19th-century children’s morality tales, narrated by Rik Mayall in the guise of Mrs Fffine Carmody
BBC Choice
2002-01-03 · Thursday · 55 listings
01:45
Series of dark, twisted stories spoofing 19th-century children’s morality tales, narrated by Rik Mayall in the guise of Mrs Fffine Carmody
06:00
Viewers’ choice of favourite programmes
06:30
Preschool fun, fantasy and education
06:55
Animation following the adventures of Binka, a greedy black and white cat, and his friends Tango and Suki
07:00
Playtime with the puppet people
07:20
The adventures of a little car who lives in a motor museum
07:30
More tales of the loveable bear
07:50
Stories come to life as children enter the wonderful land of Roo
08:00
Playtime with the puppet people
08:20
Cartoon adventures of builder Bob and his friends - Travis the tractor, Scoop the bulldozer, Lofty the crane and Dizzy the cement mixer
08:30
Beatrix Potter’s famous rabbit family come to animated life. The cartoons are made using the technique of ‘rendered artwork’, which brings Potter’s illustrations to exquisite life
09:00
Informative fun for the young with Poppy, Peggy Patch and the Why Bird
09:20
Remake of the classic children’s series, featuring two mischievous flowerpot men and their friends
09:30
Preschool fun, fantasy and education
09:55
Animation following the adventures of Binka, a greedy black and white cat, and his friends Tango and Suki
10:00
Playtime with the puppet people
10:20
The adventures of a little car who lives in a motor museum
10:30
More tales of the loveable bear
10:50
Stories come to life as children enter the wonderful land of Roo
11:00
Playtime with the puppet people
11:20
Cartoon adventures of builder Bob and his friends - Travis the tractor, Scoop the bulldozer, Lofty the crane and Dizzy the cement mixer
11:30
Beatrix Potter’s famous rabbit family come to animated life. The cartoons are made using the technique of ‘rendered artwork’, which brings Potter’s illustrations to exquisite life
12:00
Informative fun for the young with Poppy, Peggy Patch and the Why Bird
12:20
Remake of the classic children’s series, featuring two mischievous flowerpot men and their friends
12:30
Preschool fun, fantasy and education
12:55
Animation following the adventures of Binka, a greedy black and white cat, and his friends Tango and Suki
13:00
Playtime with the puppet people
13:20
The adventures of a little car who lives in a motor museum
13:30
More tales of the loveable bear
13:50
Stories come to life as children enter the wonderful land of Roo
14:00
Playtime with the puppet people
14:20
Cartoon adventures of builder Bob and his friends - Travis the tractor, Scoop the bulldozer, Lofty the crane and Dizzy the cement mixer
14:30
Beatrix Potter’s famous rabbit family come to animated life. The cartoons are made using the technique of ‘rendered artwork’, which brings Potter’s illustrations to exquisite life
15:00
Informative fun for the young with Poppy, Peggy Patch and the Why Bird
15:20
Remake of the classic children’s series, featuring two mischievous flowerpot men and their friends
15:30
Preschool fun, fantasy and education
15:55
Animation following the adventures of Binka, a greedy black and white cat, and his friends Tango and Suki
16:00
Playtime with the puppet people
16:20
The adventures of a little car who lives in a motor museum
16:30
More tales of the loveable bear
16:50
Stories come to life as children enter the wonderful land of Roo
17:00
Playtime with the puppet people
17:20
Cartoon adventures of builder Bob and his friends - Travis the tractor, Scoop the bulldozer, Lofty the crane and Dizzy the cement mixer
17:30
Beatrix Potter’s famous rabbit family come to animated life. The cartoons are made using the technique of ‘rendered artwork’, which brings Potter’s illustrations to exquisite life
18:00
Informative fun for the young with Poppy, Peggy Patch and the Why Bird
18:20
Remake of the classic children’s series, featuring two mischievous flowerpot men and their friends
18:30
Viewers’ choice of favourite programmes
19:00
Another dose of celebrity news and gossip, offering viewers the latest from the world of show business. Featuring regular reports from Hollywood and Broadway, as well as on-the-spot backstage reports from some of the UK’s biggest showbiz affairs
19:30
The Forces Special
Special edition of the game show, in which teams from the Army, the Navy, the RAF, the Police, the Submarine Service and the Fire Service are pitted against one another in a battle of the forces’ robots
20:15
Anne Robinson presents a special edition of the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which nine drag queens compete for prize money of up to ten thousands pounds
21:00
Curse of the Blood of the Lizard of Doom
Series of chilling comedy tales paying homage to classic British horror films. In this tale of reptiles and recrimination set in 1880, Dr Donald Baxter’s desperate search for a cure for the common burn sends him spiraling on a collision course with his past
21:30
Nightmare in Royston Vasey
Black comedy about small-town life. Mr Chinnery has an accident with a tortoise. Benjamin is appalled by his aunt and uncle’s eating habits
22:00
Peggy puts pressure on Phil to fight for Louise, tensions run high as the Slaters decide on their next move, and Pat’s suspicions that Roy is having an affair increase after an unexpected visit
22:30
Surreal, satirical horror tale about a teenage outsider who senses that something unpleasant lurks beneath the respectable veneer of his upper-class Beverly Hills family and their circle of friends. Fearing for his sanity, he delves deeper and discovers that the elite literally do live off the poor. The film’s slimy, grotesque climax - courtesy of make-up artist Screaming Mad George - is, once seen, never forgotten